Shhh...It's a Secret

This is my pink toilet bowl.

I was answering nature's call one day.

And it was taking so long.

And so I got bored.

So I called TablaHO to entertain me while I'm answering nature's long call.

We talked.

Then suddenly, for no reason I told her a random secret.

Which would not be a secret anymore in the next line.

I DO NOT sit on the toilet bowl.

I squat ON the toilet bowl.

Reason being...

I honestly feel that humans excrete or expel waste naturally by squatting.

NOT sitting.

Oh well

You can do it your way

It's fine with me